Welcome. Welcome all to the welcoming message that you shall be welcomed with.

I am a man who has committed to sell his soul to the dollar overlord and scrounges what's left of his free time, or actual life, to the passions of art and dance.

My art is mostly vague, flawed, imprecise, and done in one sitting of creative possession. They are what your sixty-six year old great-aunt with a penchant for china collecting would probably call "shit". They are most likely not what you'd want printed on the coffee mug you bought for your dad's birthday. They are probably the sort of things you'd see on a poster for your least favorite play. They are theyada yada yada yada...

The point is, if these images at any point make you scratch your chin, then I'm glad to have done my service and can contently face another day of the grind without feeling like a shell or the discarded exoskeleton of some molting animal.

Thank you and goodnight.